Schmitt's Gay

Schmitt's Gay is an opening commercial on Saturday Night Live that describes, in parodied commercial form, a brand of beer called Schmitt's Gay. The commercial begins as a stereotypical 1980s beer commercial with two disparaged guys (played by Adam Sandler and Chris Farley) unhappy with their situation, which is magically made better by the brand of beer being touted. In this situation, the two are housesitting and are discouraged because of the dirty condition of the house's pool. However, the pool is magically transformed from its dingy state into a clean pool full of attractive, and apparently gay, men.

Quotes from the commercial:

• "You two look like you need to get wet!"
• "I think I'm gonna like housesitting..."