Merton College, Oxford

</div> Merton College is one of the constituent colleges of the University of Oxford in the United Kingdom. The squat, square tower of its chapel is one of the city's landmarks. Mob Quad, built in the 13th century, is the oldest quadrangle (or court) of any Oxford or Cambridge college and set the pattern for collegiate architecture for future generations. Another remarkable, and little known, architectural feature is the tunnel, which has an opening in the old drying room, located in a subterranean realm of the college known as The Underworld, and which leads to a door to the stock room of the college bar. The door is locked and the whereabouts of the keys have been unknown for many years, since a former bar steward left the college.

History

The college was founded in 1264 by Walter de Merton, making it one of the earliest-established colleges of the University. (The title of earliest-established is disputed between Merton College, Balliol College and University College.) With the egregious interruption of the English Civil War it has been a fairly sleepy place ever since. Its peaceful nature is disturbed once a year by the infamous Time Ceremony, in which students dressed in formal 'sub fusc' walk around Fellows Quad backwards while drinking port in order to maintain the integrity of the space-time continuum as Daylight Savings time ends in October. In recent years, the college has achieved high placings in the Norrington Table.

Notable former students

• Max Beerbohm
• Sir Lennox Berkeley
• Basil Blackwell
• Frank Bough
• Leonard Cheshire
• Lord Randolph Churchill
• John Duns Scotus
• T. S. Eliot
• Mark Haddon
• Sir Jeremy Isaacs
• Tim Jackson
• Alec Jeffreys
• Kris Kristofferson
• Airey Neave
• William of Ockham
• David Parkinson
• Reynolds Price
• Michael Ridpath
• Siegfried Sassoon
• Howard K. Smith
• Frederick Soddy
• Richard Steele
• Mark Thompson
• Andrew Wiles
• Angus Wilson
• John Wycliffe

Academics/Teachers

• John Bainbridge
• Edmund Blunden
• Thomas Bodley
• William Harvey
• Walter de Merton
• Sir George Radda
• Henry Savile
• J. R. R. Tolkien

Grace

The college preprandial grace, always recited before formal dinners in Hall and usually by one of the aforementioned swots, is based on verses 15 and 16 of Colleges of the University of Oxford |- |align=center| All Souls | Balliol | Brasenose | Christ Church | Corpus Christi | Exeter | Green | Harris Manchester | Hertford | Jesus | Keble | Kellogg | Lady Margaret Hall | Linacre | Lincoln | Magdalen | Mansfield | Merton | New College | Nuffield | Oriel | Pembroke | Queen's | St Anne's | St Antony's | St Catherine's | St Cross | St Edmund Hall | St Hilda's | St Hugh's | St John's | St Peter's | Somerville | Templeton | Trinity | University | Wadham | Wolfson | Worcester |- |align=center|Permanent Private Halls at the University of Oxford |- |align=center| Blackfriars | Campion Hall | Greyfriars | Regent's Park College | St Benet's Hall | St Stephen's House | Wycliffe Hall |}