Marzipan (character)
Marzipan is the name of Homestar Runner's girlfriend, named after the confection marzipan, and is the only female character in the Homestar Runner series. Although she's got the same lack of intelligence (and lack of arms) as Homestar, neither of them seem to mind. She is a folk singer, pacifist, and vegetarian – and resembles a mop wearing a skirt, or a bell. Strong Bad likens her to "a dirty hippie - without the dirt". Homestar's relationship with Marzipan seems to be more like the "puppy love" between schoolchildren, rather than the mature love between adults and certainly not the passionate love between teenagers. Homestar doesn't seem to really understand any of it and as a result, Marzipan is occasionally upset by what she perceives as Homestar's ineptitude.
Marzipan has an , on which the other characters leave awkward or amusing messages. Often they involve Strong Bad posing as someone else as a prank, Homestar apologizing for his most recent blunder, and messages from the other characters.
