Larry Burns

Larry Burns is a fictional character from The Simpsons. He is the illegitimate son of Charles Montgomery Burns and Lily Bancroft, daughter of a Yale classmate. Lily's family forced her to give up Larry to a orphanage, and according to Burns, she was "bundled her up to a convent in the South Seas."

He was played by Rodney Dangerfield. In one episode, he has Homer Simpson kidnap him to get his father's attention, as he thinks Larry is a failure.

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Yale Admissions Officer: We don't believe Larry is exactly "Yale material".

C.M. Burns: What do you mean?

Admissions Officer: Let me put it this way: Larry spelled Yale with a 6.