Home Security Decoy

Home Security Decoys is a opening commercial on Saturday Night Live that describes, in parodied commercial form, a fictional product called Home Security Decoys which are life-sized mannequins decorated as criminals.

In the depiction, an announcer describes the use of the product and their apparent benefit of keeping criminals away from your home by tricking the criminal into believing that your home is already being burglarized. The "Decoys" are placed in numerous locations including an elderly woman's bedroom and in a bathroom.

Quotes from the commercial:

• "These life-sized and weather-resistant dummies tell criminals, 'Hey! This house is taken!'"
• "I'm gonna put my evil inside you!"