Chris Griffin

Chris Griffin is the fictional eldest son of Peter and Lois Griffin in the popular television cartoon series Family Guy. He is voiced by Seth Green. He lacks intelligence and common sense but is shown to have hidden talents, particularly as an artist. He is often tormented by the evil monkey in his room.

From birth Chris was overweight. In the episode "He's too sexy for his fat", Chris started an exercise regiment with no results. Peter took him to a cosmetic surgery doctor, but Chris eventually rejected the idea of liposuction, though Peter did not. Chris has a large penis, a fact of which Peter was envious ("And the wiener is...").

Quotes

• "They have this game where you put in a dollar and you win four quarters. I win every time!"
• Peter: Whoever invents the best toy this winter gets a big raise!
  Chris: Hey dad, why don't you invent the frisbee? That's an awesome toy!
  Meg: That's already been invented, doofus.
  Chris: Then how come I never heard of it?