Bogus
Quantum bogodynamics is a humorous theory that characterises the universe in terms of sources of fictional fundamental particles, bogons. There are bogon sources (such as politicians, used-car salesmen, TV evangelists, and suits in general), bogon sinks (such as taxpayers and computers), and bogosity potential fields. Bogon absorption causes human beings to behave mindlessly and machines to fail (and may also cause both to emit secondary bogons); however, the precise mechanics of bogon-bogosort, bogoMIPS, bogon filtering
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