Body parts slang
Body parts slang is any slang term which makes reference to sexual organs and related parts of the body.
Introduction
In the popular jargon of many civilized cultures, the use of sexual slang is a form of humor or euphemism that often creates controversy over its popular use. Sexual humor is seen in many circles as crude and unsophisticated, as well as insulting towards the subject it describes. Nevertheless, sexual humor has been popular since the earliest days of civilization, and crude humor is seen as having its own place in popular culture.
Sexual slang is often used by adolescent youths as a ritual of growing up. It is one way that youths often test the limits of tolerance in their society, both in their own families and in the community in general.
The popularity of various comedians who indulge in sexual slang, from George Carlin to Andrew Dice Clay, reflects the appeal of this form of speech. It is often seen as a form of taboo, where much of its appeal comes from the shock value of daring to speak "forbidden" words in public.
Not gender-specific
The following terms are used for both male and female anatomy.
General terms for intimate body parts
General terms for the intimate parts of the human body. These (should) apply to males and females.
- Family jewels
- Naughty bits
- Package, his/her
- Private parts
- Privates
- Uglies
Anus
These terms may refer to the anus or rectum.
Anus A-E
- Asshole/Arsehole/A-hole
- Ass pipe
- Back door
- Back passage
- Balloon knot
- Brown eye
- Brown starfish
- Bunghole
- Buttery cornhole
- Butthole
- Cadbury Road/Hershey Highway
- Cerete (Spanish)
- Chocolate channel
- Chocolate factory
- Chocolate starfish
- Club fag
- Cock dock
- Cockhole
- Cornhole
- Cumhole
- Dildo tunnel, the
- Dirt box
- Dirt track, the
- Exit
Anus F-S
- Fart vent
- Fisting fancy
- Frenchman's fantasy
- Gary
- Grandmother's mouth
- Hole
- Left hole
- Love chute
- Love tube
- Mojino (Spanish)
- Mud hole
- Ojete (Spanish)
- Orto (Spanish)
- Oxo Tower
- Paris
- Poop chute
- Pooper
- Ringpiece
- Rusty Brown's ring donut
- Rusty bullet-wound
- Rusty sheriff's badge
- Shit cutter
- Shit hole
- Shit pipe
- Shitter
- Shit vent
- Stink star
Anus T-Z
- Turd squirter
- Windward passage
- Wrong hole
Nipples
- Bullets
- Bumps
- Chichitas (Latin American Spanish: "girls")
- Daggers
- Mosquito bites
- Nips/Nippies
- Pezones (pronounced as pesones in Latin America, comes from Spanish)
- Pimentos
- Pimples that won't pop, the
- Pink Thimbles
- Pointers
- Teats/Teaties
- Tetas (Spanish)
- Thermometers
- Tits
Perineum
The perineum is the area between the anus and genitals.
- Banus (balls + anus)
- Baunch
- Burl
- Chunder
- Crossroad
- Derf
- Fatch
- Gonch (Canada)
- Gooch (Jackass reference)
- Great divide
- Grundle
- Guiche or Ginch (Canada)
- Humber Bridge (The bridge that links Grimsby to Hull, i.e. the fishy bit to the shitty bit)
- Kyber pass
- Nacho as in "Nacho balls, nacho ass"
- No man's land
- Pussanus (pussy + anus)
- Scruttocks (scrotum + buttocks)
- Skeech
- Taint/T'ain't as in "It ain't (taint)pussy, and it taint ass"
- Void, the
Posterior
Terms for the buttocks.
Posterior A-G
Posterior H-Z
- Hiney
- Junk in the trunk (Large posterior)
- Keister
- Landing pad
- Moon
- Nalgas (Spanish)
- Pompis (Mexican Spanish)
- Pooper/Pooter
- Poto (South American Spanish)
- Rear end
- Rump
- Tokhes (Yiddish)
- Tracero (Spanish)
- Trailer
- Trunk
- Tush/Tushie
Posterior cleavage
- Asscrack
- Builder's bum
- Butt cleavage
- Buttcrack
- Crack
- Plumber's crack
Pubic hair
Male genitalia
Some terms refer to only the penis or only the testicles, and some to both. The distinction is not always clear. However, an attempt has been made to classify the terms in this manner.
Penis
Penis A-B
- Arrow
- Ass plower
- Ass pounder
- Ass ripper
- Badajo (Spanish)
- Baloney
- Banana/Platano (Spanish)
- Beaver buster
- Beaver cleaver
- Beef bayonet
- Beer can (penis with large girth)
- Bell
- Bicho (Spanish)
- Bicycle
- Big Ben
- Bipper
- Bishop
- Bishop in a turtleneck (uncircumcized penis)
- Blinky ("My Fellow Americans")
- Blue-veined microphone
- Blue-veined throbber
- Bone
- Boner
- Boy's best friend
- Boycock
- Boyhood
- Boypleaser
- Boypole
- Boystick
- Bratwurst (Die Mommy Die! Referance)
- Butoh
Penis C
- Captain, the
- Captain Picard
- Capullo (Spanish)
- Carne (Spanish, Italian: meat)
- Cazzo (Italian)
- Center pole
- Chinko (Japanese)
- Chinpo (Japanese)
- Choad/Chode (penis with width greater than length)
- Chorra (Spanish)
- Chromosome snake
- Cipote (Spanish)
- Clit Tickler
- Clyde
- Cock
- Cock Rocket
- Colonel
- Crank
- Cumgun
- Cumpole
- Cumrod
- Cumshooter
- Cumstick
- Cunt buster
- Cunt poker
- Cunt pounder
- Cunt ripper
- Cunt thumper
- Cyclops
Penis D-E
- Denture cleaner
- Devirginator
- Dick
- Ding-a-ling
- Ding-dong
- Dingus
- Dink
- Dipstick
- Dolk (Danish, actually means "knife")
- Dong/Donger
- Donkeycock/Donkeydick (very large penis)
- Dork
- Drill/Driller
- Egg roll
- Eiffel Tower
- Endowment
- Engine clanker
- Equipment
- Erection
Penis F-I
- Fatboy Slim
- First Penis, The (The US President's)
- Fireman
- Flagpole
- Fuck stick
- Fucker
- Fur-seeking meat missle
- Gherkin
- Giggle stick
- God
- Goober
- Guy's best friend
- Ham trucheon
- Happiness
- Haussenfeffer (German)
- Heat-seeking missile/Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
- Herman the German in a turtleneck
- Hog/Hawg
- Hoo hoo dilly (South Park reference)
- Horsecock/Horsedick (very large penis)
- Hose
- Impregnator
Penis J-K
- Jack the Ripper
- Jade phoenix
- Ji ba (Mandarin)
- Jimmer jammer
- Jimmy
- Jizz cannon
- Jizzer
- John Thomas
- Johnson
- Jonathan's one-eyed master
- Joystick
- Junk
- Kickstand
- Kidney sweeper
- Knob
- Kutas (Polish)
Penis L
- Lad (Irish)
- Lanze (German)
- Lap bone
- Lap taffy
- Leaning Tower of Pisa
- Leg wand
- Lingum or lingam (from Hindu)
- Little Willy
- Log
- Longfellow
- Love club
- Love loaf
- Love missile
- Love muscle
- Love snake
- Love stick
- Love wand
Penis M
- Magic stick
- Main cable
- Main vein
- Manhood
- Manmeat
- Manrod
- Manroot
- Mantower
- Martillo (Spanish: Hammer)
- Meat
- Meat popsicle
- Meat thermometer
- Meat whistle
- Member (Spanish: Miembro)
- Mickey (chiefly Irish)
- Minchia (Italian)
- Mini-Me
- Minga (Spanish)
- Missile
- Monster
- Mr. Happy
Penis N-O
- Ochinchin
- Old fella/Old feller/Old fellow
- One-eyed monster/sitting on a beanbag chair
- One-eyed snake
- One-eyed trouser snake
- One-eyed trouser trout
- Organ
- Oscar ("My Baloney has a first name...")
Penis P
- Panga (Latin American Spanish)
- Passion pole
- Pecker
- Pedro/Peter
- Pee-pee
- Pelir
- Pen
- Pencil
- Pencildick
- Percy
- Phallus
- Phantom Lord of Ultimate Darkness
- Pickle
- Pickledick (High School High reference)
- Pijo (Spanish)
- Pimmel (German)
- Pinga (Spanish)
- Pink torpedo (Spinal Tap reference)
- Pipe
- Plank
- Playboy
- Pleasure pole
- Pleasure scepter
- Pleasure stick
- Pocker
- Pole
- Polla (Spanish)
- Popcorn surprise
- Pork hammer
- Pork sword
- Pounder
- Presidential staff
- Prick
- Pud
- Pulsating python of love
- Purple fist
- Purple katana
- Purple-headed monster
- Purple-headed pussy stuffer
- Purple-headed yogurt slinger
- Purple-helmet warrior
- Purple-veined clarinet
- Pussy pleaser
- Pussy plower
- Pussy poker
- Pussy pounder
- Putz
Penis Q-R
- Rammer
- Ramrod
- Rearpoker
- Remington
- Richard (Little Richard)
- Rocket
- Rocketrod
- Rod
- Roland
- Rumple Foreskin
Penis S
- Salami
- Salami packer
- Sausage (Spanish: Salchicha)
- Scepter
- Schlong/Shlong/schlonger
- Schmeckle
- Schmuck
- Schnitzel
- Schwanz (Swiss German)
- Shaft
- Shit stabber
- Skin flute
- Slammer
- Smoked meat log
- Snake
- Snopp
- Spam
- Spam javelin
- Spanky
- Stanley (the power tool)
- Steaming stalk
- Stick/Schtick
Penis T-U
- Talliwhacker/Tallywhacker
- Thigh spreader
- Thigh stimulator
- Third leg (large penis)
- Timpo
- Tissemand
- Todger
- Tommy
- Tommyboy
- Tool
- Tootsie Roll
- Toy
- Treff
- Tripod (man with an abnormally large penis; Goldmember reference)
- Trolley
- Trouser snake
- Trouser trout
- Trouser weasel
- Trunk
- Tube steak
- Tummy banana
- Thumper
- Twat jockey
- Twig
- Uccello (Italian: bird)
- Unit
Penis V-Z
- Verga (Spanish, used more in Latin America than in Spain)
- Vienna sausage
- Voodoo stick
- Wang/Wong
- War club
- War hammer
- Warrior of love
- Wee-wee
- Wiener (spelled "Weiner" on The Simpsons)
- Wienis (combination of Weiner and Penis)
- Willie/Willy
- Wing wong
- Wobbly
- Worm
- XY stick
- Yogurt slinger
- Yoni feeder
Erection
- Bone/Boner
- Boutte (French, used more in Quebec than in France)
- Chubby
- Empalmado (Spanish)
- Erecto (Spanish)
- Hard/Hard-on (Spanish: Duro)
- Horn
- Happy to see you
- Knochen (German: bone)
- Latte (German)
- Morning missile
- Morning wood
- Pitching a tent
- President Wilson
- Raising the flag
- Stiffy
- Saluting the general
- Standing attention
- Throb
- Trempando (Spanish)
- Viagra's kicking in
- Wood/Woody
- Banana skin
- Blinds
- Bobby's anorak
- Burrito
- Cafe curtains
- Coin tray
- Curtains
- Drapes
- Extra skin
- Goatskin
- Gobbler
- Helmet pelmet
- Hood
- Lace (curtains)
- Onion skin
- Pea-sized purse
- Sheath
- Snapper
- Turtleneck (sweater)
- Toque
- Venetian blinds
Glans Penis ("head")
- Army helmet
- Bell end
- Cabeza (Spanish)
- Capullo (Spanish)
- Cue ball
- Dome
- Knob
- Mushroom cap
- Plum
- Puntita, la (Spanish)
- Skull
- Warhead
Testicles
Testicles A-J
- Apricots
- Balls
- Baws (Scottish slang)
- Beans
- Berries
- Bollocks
- Boys
- Boys in the basement
- Cajones/Cojones (Spanish)
- Cobblers
- Cods
- Crown jewels
- Eggs
- Family jewels
- Gonads
- Goolies
- Huevos (Spanish: "eggs")
- Hairy danglers
Testicles K-Z
Scrotum
The scrotum holds the testicles outside of the body cavity.
- Bag
- Ball bag
- Bean bag
- Coin purse
- Duffle bag
- Family jewels
- Knacker bag
- Mud flap
- Sack
- Saco (Spanish: "sack")
- Scrot
- Spud/potato sack
- Sud sack
- Tea bag
- Wicked sack
- Yam bag
Penis and testicles
- Basket
- Bat and balls
- Beanie Wienies (common cafeteria food)
- Big Jim & the twins
- Bits 'n pieces
- Block and tackle
- Branch and acorns
- Cabbages and cod
- Cain and Abels
- Captain Winkey and his two first mates
- Cash and prizes
- Crown jewels
- Family jewels
- Frank and beans/Frank 'n beans
- Junk
- Lunchbox (UK: particularly used for male athletes)
- Meat and two veg
- Nose and spectacles
- Package
- Peter, Paul, and Larry
- Rad chilies
- Twig and berries
- Viande et deux legumes (French)
- Wedding tackle
Female intimate parts
Terms for the female breasts and genitals.
Breasts
Breasts A
- Abbott and Costello
- Airbags
- Alaskas
- All day suckers
- Alpha betas
- Alps
- Amazons
- Ample supply
- Amortisseurs (shock absorbers)
- An Bord Bainne (Irish-language; literally, "The Milk Board", the organisation which oversees the dairy industry in Ireland)
- Angel cakes
- Annette Funicellos
- Ant bites
- Appalachians
- Apple dumpling shops
- Apples
- Altars
- Artichokes
- Assets
- Atom smashers
- Attic
- Aurorae Australis
- Avant-postes (Outposts)
- Avant-scenes (Apron - of stage)
- Avanteges/Advantages
- Avocados
- Awning
Breasts B
- B-52's
- Babaloos
- Baby baits
- Baby feeders
- Baby's best friend
- Baby's dinners
- Baby's public house
- Babylons
- Backbreakers
- Back rubbers
- Backrests
- Bag o' groceries
- Baggies
- Baggos
- Bagos
- Bags
- Bait and lure
- Balboas
- Balcon/Balcony
- Balloons
- Baloobas
- Banana squeezers
- Bangers
- Bangles
- Banzais
- Baps
- Barbeaus
- Barnacles
- Barnes and Noble
- Basketballs
- Bassoons
- Bath toys
- Batons
- Baubles
- Bazongas
- Bazonkers
- Bazookas
- Bazoomas
- Bazooms
- Bazoombas
- Beacons
- Beanbags
- Beautiful eyes
- Bebops
- Bedtime beach balls
- Beestings
- Begonias
- Bejonkers
- Ben and Jerry
- Bert and Ernie
- Berthas
- Best friends
- Betty Boops
- Betties
- BiBs (bigger is better!)
- Big bazooties
- Big Berthas
- Big boppers
- Big brown eyes
- Big foot radials
- Big sacks of jugs
- Bigguns
- Bijongas
- Bikini stuffers
- Billibongs
- Bio domes
- Biscuits
- Bits of tid
- Bizcochos
- BJ and the Bear
- Blenders
- Blimps
- Blinkers
- Blockbusters
- Blouse bunnies
- Blouse clowns
- Blue ridges
- Bob and Doug
- Bob and Ray
- Bob and Tom
- Bobblers
- Bobolas
- Bobos
- Bodacious ta-tas
- Boingos
- Boites-a-Lait (Milk bottles)
- Bolshy groodies
- Bombastic mams
- Bombers
- Bombs
- Bombshells
- Bonbons
- Bongos
- Bonkers
- Bonnie and Clyde
- Boobage
- Boobalicious
- Boobers
- Boobies
- Booblies
- Boobs
- Bookends
- Bookrests
- Boomers
- Boom-boom rockets
- Boons
- Boops
- Boosters
- Bosom buddies
- Bosoms
- Boston wobblers
- Bottles
- Boulderados
- Boulders
- Bouncers
- Bouncing beauties
- Bouncing Betties
- Boy bait
- Boys, the
- Bozos
- Bra buddies
- Bra busters
- Bra fight
- Bra stuffers
- Brace
- Brad Pitts
- Braille for "Suck me"
- Brain busters
- Braunsteins
- Breakfast tray
- Breast friends
- Breastasauri
- Breastages
- Breastaurant, the
- Breasteses (intentional mispluralization)
- Breastest friends
- Breasticles
- Breasts
- Breed winners
- Brisket
- Bristol Cities, Bristols (derived from "Bristol City"; Cockney rhyming slang for "titty")
- BRitney's Assets (BRAs)
- Bronskis
- Brown speckled pups
- Brownies
- Brustwarzes
- Bubbas
- Bubbies
- Bubble cups
- Bubbles
- Bubs
- Buckets
- Buds
- Bugs
- Bulbs
- Bulges
- Bullets
- Bumper cars
- Bumper guards
- Bumpers
- Bumps
- Bumps in the night
- Buoys
- Bushel-bubbies
- Bust
- Busters
- Busties
- Busts
- Butter bags
- Butterballs
- Buttons
Breasts C
- Caboodles
- Cachongas
- Cadillac bumpers
- Cafe La Mama
- Calabasas
- Cams
- Canisters
- Cannon balls
- Cannons
- Cans
- Cantaloupes
- Capitol domes
- Car waxers
- Caracas
- Cargo
- Caricatures
- Carumbas
- Casaba melons
- Casabas
- Castanets
- Castles in the air
- Cat heads
- Cha-chas
- Chachabingos
- Chalky cliffs
- Chalupas
- Charlie's Angels
- Charlies
- Chaw
- Cheek warmers
- Cherry cakes
- Cherry caps
- Chest
- Chest hams
- Chest meat
- Chest ornaments
- Chesterfields
- Chesticles
- Chestnuts
- Chet-flasted
- Chi-chis
- Chickadees
- Chickaroonies
- Chihuahuas
- Chimichangas
- Chimpanzees
- Chiquitas
- Chock blocks
- Chockey-nips
- Choochoos
- Chombalonies
- Chubbies
- Chubs
- Chumbawumbas
- Chungas
- Chopons
- Cinch sacks
- Circus tents
- Claire-de-Lunes
- Clams
- Cleft udders
- Coconuts
- Cold weather indicators
- Combreastables
- Commode cloggers
- Concitas
- Cones
- Congas
- Conundrums
- Corkers
- Countess and the lady
- Cowabungas
- Coxcombs
- Creamers
- Cream pies
- Creampuffs
- Cruise missiles
- Cubs
- Cuddly dudes
- Cuhuangas
- Cupcakes
- Cups
- Cups-runneth-over
- Curves
- Cushions
Breasts D
- Da-das
- Dactylic delights
- Dagmars
- Dairy
- Dairy makers
- Dairy pillows
- Dandies
- Danglers
- Dangling participles
- Danny Devitos
- David and Goliath
- David Duchovneys
- Dead heat in a zeppelin race
- Demigods
- Dennis DeYoungs
- Desperados
- Dessert
- Deux oeufs sur la plat
- Devil's dumplings
- Diddies
- Ding dongs
- Dingers
- Dinghies
- Dinglebobbers
- Dingoes
- Dinners
- Dirigibles
- Dirty pillows
- Distributor caps
- Dolly Partons
- Domes
- Donkey's ears
- Doodads
- Doorbells
- Doorknobs
- Doozers
- Doozies
- Doppelgangers
- Double dribbles
- Double Ds
- Double trouble
- Double whammies
- Doudounes
- Doughboys
- Droopers
- Dual air bags
- Dual floppies
- Duckies
- Deuce and a halves
- Dueling banjos
- Dugs
- Du monde au balcon (French; size-dependant; literally, "to have the world on one's balcony")
- Dum dums
- Dumbbells
- Dumplings
- Dunes
- Durante's
- Dutch Alps
- Dynamic duo
- Dynamite
Breasts E
- Earmuffs
- Eartha Kitts
- Eclairs
- Eggplants
- Eggs
- Egos
- Eigers
- Eisenhowers
- El primo torpedoes
- Elephants
- Ellby and Arb
- Emerson bigguns
- Emmersomes
- Empress and the queen
- Empties, the (breasts after breastfeeding)
- Enchiladas
- Epcots
- Epees
- Eric and Lyle
- Ericas
- Everest and Kilimanjaro
- Ewers
- Exegeses
- Explosives
- Eyes
Breasts F
- Fahrvergnugens
- Feedbags
- First base
- Flapjacks
- Flappers
- Flat plains
- Flesh bulbs
- Flesh fillets
- Flesh Fujis
- Flesh melons
- Floaters
- Floats
- Flopdoodles
- Floppers
- Flotation devices
- Flotteurs/Floaters
- Flowers of attitude
- Fly swatters
- Fly tetas
- Fog lights
- Footlights
- Fred and Ethel
- Fried eggs
- Friends
- Front bum
- Front end alignment
- Front porch
- Frontal elevation
- Frontal female water wings
- Frosties
- Frybabies
- Fujiyamas
- Fun bags
- Fun domes
- Funbags
- Funnel cakes
Breasts G
- Gagas
- Gajoombas
- Gajungas
- Garbage bags
- Garbanzos
- Garbos
- Gazingas
- Gazelles
- Gazongas
- Gazoombas
- Geminis
- Genaustahagens
- George and Gracie
- Geraldos
- Girls, the
- Girlie bumpers
- Girlthangs
- Glad bags
- Gland Canyon, the
- Glands
- Glandular endowments
- Glass cutters
- Globelets
- Globes
- Glockenspeils
- Gnugens
- Gobstoppers
- God's greatest creation
- God's milk bottles
- Godzillas
- Golden bozos
- Golden domes
- Gongas
- Goobers
- Good bits
- Goodies
- Goodyears
- Goombas
- Goonas
- Grab-ems
- Grand Jeans (French)
- Grand Tetons
- Grapefruits
- Gravity magnets
- Great galloping galoogies
- Great wobblin' wazoobies
- Grillwork
- Groodies
- Groupies
- Guavas
- Gubiczas
- Gumballs
- Gumdrops
- Gunboats
- Guns
- Guys, the
Breasts H
- Hakuna mutatas
- Hallelujahs
- Hammocks for two
- Handfuls
- Handle bars
- Handholds
- Handsets
- Hand warmers
- Hangers
- Hanging cucumbers
- Happy bags
- Happy pillows
- Hat hangers
- Headbangers
- Headers
- Head lamps
- Headlights
- Headphones
- Headsets
- Heavers
- Heavy duty honeydews
- Hee-haws
- Hefties
- Heifers
- Helicopters
- Hematomas
- Hemispheres
- Hercules and Achilles
- Hershey Kisses
- High beams
- High pockets
- High-rise weather balloons
- Hills
- Hindenburgs
- Hinderbinders
- Hippos
- Ho hos
- Hobey J's
- Hogans
- Holmes & Watson
- Home sweet home
- Honeydews
- Honeyholders
- Honkers
- Honorarium
- Hood ornaments
- Hoohas
- Hoosiers
- Hooters
- Hoots
- Hoovers
- Hoppy and Bob
- Horns
- Horrorshow Bolshy Groodies
- Hot air balloons
- Hot commodities
- Hotcakes
- Hottentots
- Hounds, the
- House of Lords
- How's your father's
- Howitzers
- Howlers
- Hubba bubbas
- Hubcaps
- Huffies
- Hug bumps
- Huge maguffies
- Huggy bears
- Hugh jooters
- Human tetherballs
- Humdingers
- Humonganoids
- Humpin' hooters
- Hurricane lanterns
- Hush Puppies
- Hypnotizers
Breasts I
- I-want-thems
- ICBMs
- Ice caps
- Ice cubes
- Idahos
- Igloos
- Il y a du beau monde (said of a generously endowed woman - literally "there are a lot of people there")
- Implants
- Inflatables
- Ios
- Ipsedixits
- Isaac Newtons
- Itty bits
- Itty bitty titties
Breasts J
- Jackalopes
- Jackanapes
- Jacks
- Jaggers
- Jahoobies
- Jambalayas
- Janet Jacksons
- Jawbreakers
- Jelly bells
- Jemimas
- Jerry-bilts
- Jersey cities
- Jets
- Jibs
- Jigglies
- Jigglers
- Jiggly wigglies
- Jobbers
- John and Paul
- Jordans
- Jubblies
- Juggernauts
- Juggies
- Jugglies
- Jugs
- Jukes
- Jumblies
- Jumbo chickpeas
- Jumbos
Breasts K
- K-12 and Everest
- Kabombas
- Kabukis
- Kagemushas
- Kajoobies
- Kalamazoos
- Kanchenjungas
- Karl Marx and Joseph Stalin
- Kawangas
- Kayaks
- Kazongas
- Kazoos
- Keepers
- Kettle drums
- Kiwis
- Knicknacks
- Knobbers
- Knobs
- Knockers
- Kongas
- Kukla, Fran and Ollie
- Kumquats
Breasts L
- La breas
- Lactating lungs
- Lactic lobes
- Lacto grenades
- Lactoids
- Lady lumps
- Lampoons
- Launch codes
- Laurel and Hardy
- Lean-to's
- Lemons
- Lethal weapons
- Leverage
- Lewinskis
- Lewis and Witties
- Lightbulbs
- Lindas
- Lip fodder
- Little duckies
- Llamas
- Load stones
- Loaves
- Loaves of love
- Lobes
- Loblollies
- Locklears
- Long range tanks
- Lollies
- Lollipops
- Lollos
- Lookers
- Lost sheep
- Love handles
- Love jugs
- Love kegs
- Love lumps
- Love melons
- Love muffins
- Love pillows
- Lovelies
- Low riders
- Lucky charms
- Lug 'ems
- Lulas
- Lulus
- Lung covers
- Lung hammers
- Lung nuts
- Lungs
- Lungwarts
- Luscious lip-smackers
Breasts M
- Macaroos
- Mackerels
- Madonnas
- Magnates
- Magnets
- Magnificent pontoons of love
- Magookins
- Maguppies
- Maharanis
- Mahatmas
- Majestic mountains
- Major dongs
- Major league mammaries
- Major motion picture material
- Male-madness inducers
- Mamacitas
- Mama's pillows
- Mambazos
- Mammalian protuberances
- Mammarambas
- Mammaries
- Mammary Lane
- Mammies
- Mams
- Mamms
- Man magnets
- Man puppets
- Mangos
- Mannipulators
- Mappemonde (those old fashioned maps showing two hemispheres)
- Maracas
- Marangos
- Maraschinos
- Margaritas
- Marimbas
- Marshmallows
- Marx Brothers
- Massage pillows
- Matching headlights
- Matiti (Swahili)
- Mau maus
- Mausers
- Mazongas
- McDLT's
- McFloppities
- Meatbags
- Meatballs
- Meat loaves
- Melon patch
- Meat puppets
- Melones (Spanish)
- Melons
- Mesmerizers
- Mickey and Minnie
- Mike and Ike
- Milk bags
- Milk bottles
- Milk cans
- Milk Duds
- Milk fountains
- Milk jugs
- Milk kegs
- Milk makers
- Milk melons
- Milk shakes
- Milk towers
- Milk wagons
- Milky sacks of calcium
- Milky moos
- Minarets
- Minesweepers
- Minneapolis and St. Paul
- Minnebagos
- Missles
- Mobutus
- Mogambas
- Mojuba's, the
- Mole hills
- Mommas
- Mondos
- Moneymakers
- Monroes
- Montezumas
- Moo moos
- Moogies
- Moon pies
- Moonlight sonatas
- Mosobs
- Mosquito bites
- Mother loads
- Mounds
- Mounds of Jello
- Mountain peaks
- Mountains
- Mount Fujis
- Mouthwatering scoops of flesh
- Moveable feast
- Muchachas
- Muffins
- Mulligans
- Murphies
- Mushmelons
- Mutt and Jeff
Breasts N
- National Geographics
- Nature's founts
- Nature's little thermometers
- Naughty bits
- Nay-nays
- Nectarines
- Neeners
- Nenes
- Nevernevers
- Nibards
- Niblets
- Nibs
- Nice pair of thrupennies
- Nice set of hands
- Nice-uns
- Nichons
- Nin-nins
- Ninnies
- Ninny jugs
- Ninth and tenth wonders of the world
- Nippeloons
- Nippelos
- Nippers
- Nipples
- Nipple-caddies
- Nipple sundaes
- Nips
- Nodes
- Nodules
- Noochies
- Noogies
- Noonies
- Norks
- Northern neon-beamed headlights
- Nortons
- Nose cones
- Nubbins
- Nuclear warheads
- Nukes
- Num-nums
Breasts O
- Obelisks
- Oblations
- Oboes
- Off-on volume and the channel selector
- Omigods
- Oompas
- Oppai (Japanese)
- Oppenheimers
- Oracles
- Oranges
- Orbs
- Ostrich eggs
- Ottomans
- Overhang
- Overstuffed cushions
- Overstuffed pillows
- Owls
Breasts P
- Padding
- Paducahs
- Pagodas
- Pair
- Pair of problems
- Palms
- Palookas
- Pamelas
- Pancakes
- Papayas
- Parabolas
- Pare-chocs (bumpers)
- Parrots
- Part numbers, The
- Party bags
- Party hats
- Party passes
- Pastor baiters
- Pastries
- Paw patties
- Peaches
- Peacocks
- Peakers
- Peaks
- Pears
- Pebbles
- Pects
- Peepers
- Pencil erasers
- Pendulums
- Penis pillows
- Perkies
- Perkos
- Perpetual entertainment
- Personal flotation devices
- Pert and perkies
- Pete and repeat
- Pia Zadoras
- Pick and peck
- Pies
- Pike's Peaks
- Pillows
- Pimples
- Ping pings
- Pink-nosed puppies
- Pinkies
- Pinky and perky
- Pips
- Pirate's dream
- Planetoids
- Pleasant eminences
- Pleasure mounds
- Pleasure peaks
- Plentifuls
- Plucktifuls
- Plums
- Plumpers
- Pneumatic bliss
- Pods of lust
- Pointer Sisters
- Pointers
- Points
- Pokers
- Polygons
- Pompoms
- Ponderosas
- Pontoons
- Poppinjays
- Portable typewriters
- Potatoes
- President of the Itty-Bitty or Itsy-Bitsy Titty Committee (woman with extremely small breasts)
- Presidential pair
- Pretty-pretties
- Pride and joy
- Professors
- Proof that God exists
- Protuberances
- PT boats
- Pumpkin patch
- Pumpkins
- Pumps
- Puppies
- Pushmatahas
- Push-ups
- Pyramids
Breasts Q
- Quakers
- Quantities
- Quantum heaps
- Quasars
- Quit-its
- Quonset huts
Breasts R
- Rack
- Rackage
- Radar domes
- Radials
- Ragtag and Bobtail
- Raisins
- Ralph Waldo Emersons
- Rampolenes
- Rangoons
- Raquels
- Raspberry ripples
- Reasons to live
- Red carpets
- Rib balloons
- Rib bumpers
- Rib cushions
- Rib flaps
- Rivets
- Roberts
- Rockets
- Rockies
- Romans
- Roploplos
- Rosebuds
- Rositas
- Rotors
- Rotundas grandes
- Roundabouts
- Roundies
- Roundtrippers
- Ruby reds
- Rudolphs
- Running lights
Breasts S
- Saggers
- Saggies
- Salamanders
- Saline bags
- Saline solutions, the
- Salt and pepper
- Sams
- Sandbags
- Sapphos
- Satellites
- Schmeebs on those Nortons
- Schooners
- Scones
- Scoops
- Scud missles
- Scylla and Charybdis
- Searchlights
- Set
- Shabba-dos
- Shakers
- Shebas
- Shelf
- Shermans
- Sherman tanks
- Shimmies
- Shirt potatoes
- Shirt stuffers
- Shivarees
- Shlobes
- Shmozobs
- Shock absorbers
- Shock and wwe
- Shoe buffers
- Show stoppers
- Sierra Madres
- Sigfried and Roy
- Silicone earmuffs
- Silicone sisters
- Silicones
- Silicone surprise supremes
- Silos
- Silver stars
- Sir Galahad and King Arthur
- Skeeter bites
- Skeeter chews
- Ski slopes
- Ski slopes to Heaven
- Skin sacks
- Slappers
- Smart set
- Smith and Wesson
- Smoothies
- Smuggling raisins
- Snack rack
- Snack trays
- Snorbs
- Snow cones
- Snow tires
- Snowy prominences
- Snuggle pups
- Sockdollagers
- Sopapillas
- Space aliens
- Spark plugs
- Specials
- Speed bags
- Speed bumps
- Spheres
- Spic and Span
- Splazoingas
- Spongecakes
- Spontaneous combustibles
- Spuds
- Squashers
- Squaw Valley
- Squeaky toys
- Stacks
- Stanley and Livingston
- Stash in the dash
- Stocking stuffers
- Strap tangers
- Stratus-spheres
- Stress busters
- Stripper's ATMs
- Stuff
- Stuffing
- Stun grenades
- Sturgeons
- Sucklebags
- Sugar cubes
- Sugar melons
- Sugar plums
- Super droopers
- Supernauts
- Sultanas
- Sweater bumpers
- Sweater kittens
- Sweater meat
- Sweater melons
- Sweater mittens
- Sweater puffs
- Sweater puppets
- Sweater puppies
- Sweater stuffers
- Sweat glands
- Sweetrolls
Breasts T
- Ta-tas
- Tahitis
- Talents
- Tallapoosas
- Tamales
- Tambourines
- Tango and Cash
- Tankers
- Tassels
- Tastykakes
- Tatas
- Tater tots
- Tats
- Tatties
- Tattlers
- Teacups
- Teatolas
- Teats
- Tee pees
- Teetees
- Teeters
- Tentacles
- Terrible twos
- Terrible twosome
- Tetas (Spanish)
- Tetons
- Thangs
- Thank yous
- Thelma and Louise
- Thingamajigs
- Thingamajugs
- Thingies
- Thousand pities
- Thirty-eights
- Thrupennies or Thrupenny bits (Cockney rhyming slang for "tits")
- Thwackers
- Ticket punchers
- Ticket sellers
- Tidbits
- Tiddly-winks
- Tig bitties
- Tig ol' bitties
- Time zones
- Tippers
- Tishomingos
- Titbits
- Tits
- Titskis
- Titter
- Titties
- TNT's
- Tobacco pouch
- Tomatoes
- Tom-toms
- Tom and Jerry
- Tongue depressors
- Tongue twisters
- Tonsils
- Toolbags
- Tooters
- Tootsie pops
- Top bollocks (or top bollox)
- Tora Boras
- Torpedoes
- Tortillas
- Tortugas
- Totos
- Totties
- Towers
- Towering twin peaks
- Town and cities
- Tracts of land (Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference)
- Tribbles
- Turaluras
- Twangers
- Tweakers
- Tweedledee and Tweedledum
- Tweekers
- Tweeters
- Twin cities
- Twin mounds
- Twin peaks
- Twins, the
- Two eggs, sunny side up
- Two puppies in a burlap bag
- Twofers
- Tympanis
- Type 2s
Breasts U
- Uberalles
- U-boats
- Udders
- Uhurus
- Umbrellas
- Umlauts
- Upper karoos
- Upper ten
- USDAs
- Utopia
Breasts V
- Van Dorens
- Victrolas
- Volcanoes
- Volksvanins
- Volumes
- Volvos
- Voos
Breasts W
- Wa-wa pedals
- Wahwahs
- Waldos
- Wallace and Grommit
- Wally and the Beav
- Wally wispoppers
- Walters
- Wanna Bs
- Warheads
- Warts
- Water balloons
- Watermelons
- Weapons
- Wedding tackle
- Whammers
- Whapoons
- Whatchacallems
- Whim whams
- White rabbits
- Whole and 2%
- Whoopies
- Whoppers
- Wibbly wobbly wonders
- Widebodies
- Wigglers
- Wigwams
- Willie and Waylon
- Wilsons
- Windbags
- Windjammers
- Windmills
- Windshield wipers
- Winnebagos
- Wipers
- Wobblers
- Woman-pecs
- Womanhood
- Wonder twins
- Wonderments
- Wongas
- Wonkas
- Woodymakers
- Woofers
- Wookies
- Wopbopaloobops
- Workbench
- World Trade Centers
- Wows
- Wreaths
Breasts X
- Xenoliths
- X-rateds
- X-ray glasses
- Xylophones
Breasts Y
- Yabbos
- Yabos
- Yahoos
- Yam bags
- Yams
- Yayas
- Yazoos
- Yeast dough
- Ying yangs
- Yippie and yahoo
- Yippies
- Yolandas
- Yomamas
- Yowsers
- Yubees
- Yum-yums
- Yummies
- Yugos
Breasts Z
- Z-bras
- Zagger and Evans
- Zeppelins
- Ziggurats
- Ziggys
- Zingers
- Zippys
- Zoom zooms
- Zoombas
- Zoomers
- Zwiebacks
- ZZ Tops
Female genitalia
Unlike most slang terms for the breasts, terms for the female reproductive system can be somewhat vague. They may refer to the vulva, vagina, or uterus, or their constituent parts, such as the clitoris, labia, Grafenberg spot, and so forth. A very rough (incomplete) classification follows.
Vagina
Vagina A-B
- Almeja (Spanish)
- Axe wound
- Baby ATM
- Baby cave
- Baby chute
- Bank
- Beast, the
- Beef curtains
- Bhosdo (Hindi)
- Box
- Bread-box
- Budissey
- Bushy plate
Vagina C
- Camel toe pie
- Cave
- Center of the universe
- Cha cha (South Park reference)
- Choach/Choachee
- Chocho (Spanish)
- Choncha
- Choot (Hindi)
- Cock dock
- Cock holster
- Cock warmer
- Cockpit
- Cock squeezer
- Cockhole
- Cocksocket
- Cooch
- Coochie-snorcher (from The Vagina Monologues, the Eve Ensler play)
- Cooter
- Cooz/Cooze/Coozie
- Concha (Latin American Spanish)
- Coño (Spanish)
- Crab-hole
- Cream collector
- Cream wringer
- Cuint (Irish)
- Cum dumpster
- Cunny
- Cunt
- Cus (Hebrew)
Vagina D-F
Vagina G-L
- Gap
- Gash
- Git
- Golden doughnut
- Goody bag
- Goody gash
- Grand Canyon (large vagina)
- Grease quiver
- Gummy smile
- Gutted hedgehog
- Hair pie
- Hair taco
- Hairy grail
- Hairy love hole
- Hatchet wound
- Honey pot
- Hoobie
- Hurrah hump
- Jenny
- Kuku (Latin American Spanish)
- Love lock
- Love locker
- Love locket
- Love socket
Vagina M-R
- Manko (Japanese)
- Meat locker
- Meat pocket
- Mina (Latin American Spanish)
- Minge
- Misty spelunk (from spelunking)
- Moose knuckle
- Naani
- Old oily
- Piffers
- Pink velvet sausage wallet
- Poon
- Poontang
- Praying mantis
- Puke/Puki (Filipino)
- Punani
- Pussy
- Queef hole
- Queef vent
- Rat trap
- Right hole
- Rug
Vagina S-X
- Sausage wallet
- Scar
- Slippery slot
- Slit
- Slot
- Snapper
- Snatch
- Spam purse
- Sperm bank
- Sperm purse
- Stinky pinky
- Sugar walls
- Tuna
- Tuna cave
- Tweety/Tweetybird
- Vag (long g sounds like a j)
- Velvet
- Vertical smile
- Venus cock trap
- Whisker biscuit
- Winking eye
- Winky
- Wizard's sleeve
- Xibiu (Brazilian Portuguese)
Vagina Y-Z
Hymen
- Barrier
- Cherry
- Maidenhead
- Virgin wall
Vulva
- Artichoke
- Bearded clam
- Beaver
- Camel toe
- Clam
- Cooch/Coochie/Coochy
- Cookie
- Coot/Cooter
- Muff/Muffin
- Nooky (when spelled "nookie" it means coitus)
- Pink taco
- Quim
- Slit
- Snatch
- Sweaty axe wound
- Twat
Clitoris
- Bean
- Boy/man in the boat
- Button
- Clit
- Hooded monk
- Kisimi (Swahili)
- Knob
- Love button
- Moose knuckle
- Nub
Labia
- Beef curtains/flaps
- Bologna draperies
- Burnt ends
- Cunt lips
- Fish flaps
- Lower lip
- Meat curtains/flaps
- Mud flaps (when referring to black women)
- Piss curtains
- Piss fenders
- Piss flaps
- Pussy lips
- Roast beef sandwich
- Taco
- Vertical bacon sandwich
- Vertical lips
- Wallet full of bologna
Gräfenberg Spot
- Bermuda Triangle (derived from the notion that it doesn't actually exist)
- Dr. G's idea
- G-Spot
- G zone
- Good spot
- Sweet spot
Uterus
- Oven (usually in phrase "a bun in the oven", but can be used separately)