Bathroom Monkey

Bathroom Monkey is an opening commercial on Saturday Night Live that describes, in parodied commercial form, a fictional product called Bathroom Monkey which is in actuality a live monkey taught to clean bathrooms. In the depiction, the monkey is exploited and forced to clean a woman's bathroom until it dies, apparently because of starvation, and is discarded in a trash sack.

Quotes from the commercial:

• "Now my bathroom's monkey clean and monkey fresh."
• "I don't know where monkeys come from. I don't know how they reproduce. I don't know how they eat. But I do know one thing: they were born to clean bathrooms."
• "MONKEY HATE CLEAN" (scrawled by Bathroom Monkey with lipstick)
• "Warning: Orang-Utan will not wear diapers" (cautionary message shown on screen over orang-utan)